The Eagle and the Bear

One day an eagle and a bear got onto an airplane and sat next to each other.
After ten minutes the eagle pushed the button to call the air hostess. After seconds the hostess came and asked:
"How can I help you, Mr. Eagle?"
"Oh I only called you to get your goat!" answered the eagle.
The hostess was confused and went back to her seat.

After ten minutes the eagle pushed the button again. The hostess came and asked:
"How can I help you, Mr. Eagle?"
"Oh I only pushed the button to get your goat again!" answered the eagle.
The hostess got angry this time and went back to her seat without saying anything.

Ten minutes later the bear decided to push the button. The hostess came and asked:
"How can I help you, Mr. Bear?"
And the bear replied, like the eagle:
"Oh I only called you to get your goat!"

This time the hostess got really angry and complained to the Captain. The Captain decided to punish them by throwing them off the plane.

The crew took them to the door. As the door was opened ready to push them out the eagle asked the bear:
"Can you fly?"
"No, I can't," replied the bear.
Then the eagle smiled and said to the bear:
"Don't get people irritated if you can't fly!"
ERSAN