Saturday, 29 September 2007

The Miser

An old miser is dying. His wife and children are gathered around him. He asks them to call a lawyer. They do as he asks and the lawyer arrives. The miser asks, "Are you a good lawyer?" "Yes, of course!", the lawyer replied. "Good. Let's get started.Let's write my Will."
The children stood around hoping to hear what was going to be in the Will.
At one point the old miser stopped suddenly and asked the lawyer, "What's the correct way to write 'Nobody Nothing' - with or without a comma?"
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